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Bravo, Ralphie, bravo! You've really outdone yourself this time! I mean, simply inferring thar Ann Coulter is a born-again Christian who gets taken in the 'Rapture' is hilarious enough, but the brilliant details you've added make this entry a masterpiece.
 

Not that your left behind fan fictions won't be uplifting just remember what I said about Plagiarism Ralph.
 

This blog is freaking hilarious.
 

Oh. For a minute I thought that was Ann Coulter passed out on the picnic table.
 

So, you'll finally be moving beyond those soft-core Kirk/Spock stories, Ralph? Good for you.
 

Ralph,
You know that when Ann takes that gaudy crucifix off at night, she likes to do tequila jello shots and have carnal relations with men she isn't married to, dont'cha?

I mean Ralph, she likes doing the 'horizontal bop' while inebriated.

peace brother

a-mountainbike!
 

I sorry but she is not a Democrate.
No self respecting democrat would ever find themselves passed out naked with a white thong. That is just bad fashion. That thong should be black or red. Clearly that young woman is a Republican.

White thong?

Oh, please it’s a party not her wedding.
 

Do you have a job, Ralphie? 'Cuz writing an entire novel is extremely time consuming. You may have bitten off more than you can chew here.

And where did you get that picture? HotYoungBornAgains.com? You need to exert a little more self control when surfing the web, Ralphie.
 

Ya know, Ralph, this latest post of yours leaves me newly convinced that you're a performance artist delivering us all a hearty laugh.

I mean...really. You're out to lure converts to your PoV? Even through your declared efforts at lame fan fiction? Why on earth would you think this would be fertile ground for that effort? Your sole readers are Newshounds. Why would we buy into your tripe? Talk about preaching to the non-choir.

So, it follows that you can't possibly be serious in your endeavors. You must, in fact, be
"One Of Us" playing a hilarious game at the expense of the RW idiots you mock by pretending to be one of them.

Fess up. Who the hell are you? Or do we really need to continue to mock you right into the ground?
 

That is a picture of Jenna Bush and the Rapture may forget Ann Godless and her hermaphroditic skank ho pancake flat fanny.
 

Ralph here has a SPENCER for Senator link. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Spencer for Senator.
OH PUHLEEEEZE.
 

Sorry, the only ones who will be "shocked" will be the Christians who find that they are still here when the tribulations begin. The idea of a pretribulation rapture is a fairy tale. The tribulation is when Christians will be tried in the fire, not whisked away on a flying carpet.
 

I think you need medication or better yet a miracle from whatever you may believe is god.



GOD BLESS US ALL!

GOD HELP RALPHIE!
 

That was hilarious! May the coming rapture happen soon so our civilization can finally be cleansed of the fire and brimstone doom-sayers. I love how so many "moral" folks are giddy at the idea of watching all us heathens suffer in fiery lakes of hell. Too bad some folks never out-grow fairy tales.
 

Hey, I came here after I read some comments by you on other, more intelligent blogs. I just wanted to say that "Libtard Ascendancy" would be the PERFECT name for your All-Kazoo-and-Meat-Flute ochestra.
 

You are ridiculous!! And the best thing is that everything you say is wrong.

Republicans aren't in power. Obama won the campaign. Irish is still a spoken and supported language in the occupied 6 counties of the Irish province, Ulster. Unionists continue to show the world their bigotry.

You are a minority. The smallest minority possible I would say.

Gotta to be the funniest thing ever - a so called "Expert" who gets nothing right!

Well done Ralph