Saturday, March 01, 2008

 

HAGEE CONFIRMS AMERICAPHILE ANALYSIS!!!

TWO GREAT AMERICANS!!!! src=

AMERICA HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH GUIDANCE IN PASTOR HAGEE'S EXCITING WORD OF PROPHECY:

Sen. John McCain picked up the support of Texas pastor John Hagee, an evangelical Christian who has made support for the state of Israel a centerpiece of his ministry.

Hagee endorsed McCain today, saying he did so because McCain is a pro-life, pro-Israel politician who has pledged to secure the country's borders.

"John McCain is a man of principle," Hagee, a televangelist and the pastor of Cornerstone Church, told reporters. "He does not stand boldly on both sides of any issue."

SO TRUE!!!! SO TRUE!!!! SO TRUE!!!!

A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!! A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!!
A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!!

PASTOR HAGEE'S ENDORSEMENT ALSO VINDICATES AND AFFIRMS AMERICAPHILE'S ANALYIS!!!!

NOW, AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT NEEDS TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE BEAUTIFUL
COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GIFT TO SENATOR MCCAIN, TO AMERICA, TO ISRAEL AND TO THE PEOPLE OF IRAN WHO ARE COMPLETELY UNAWARE ABOUT THE COMING RAPTURE!!!

MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD IS THE PERSIAN PIAPS!!!!


STRIKE NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, AND SPREAD FREEDOM!!!!

THANK YOU, PASTOR HAGEE, FOR EXPOSING POPERY!!!!!

REMEMBER, THE ROMAN POPE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN
AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!

THANK YOU, TOO, FOR READING AMERICAPHILE!!!!

THE IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS PROVIDED BY AMERICAPHILE CAN BE FOUND NOWHERE ELSE!!!

ALSO,
THE MORNING AFTER IS A POWERFUL TOOL FOR WITNESSING AND PREPARING SERMONS!!!!

SENATOR MCCAIN, PLEASE READ THIS EXCITING FACT-BASED ONLINE NOVEL YOURSELF!!!! A PRINTOUT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS!!! IT IS WHAT EVERY CANDIDATE NEEDS TO INFORM AN INTELLEGENT FOREIGN POLICY!!!!

THANKS AGAIN, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN PASTOR JOHN HAGEE!!!

SEE YOU ALL AT THE RAPTURE!!!!!

Comments:
vermontdave says,

AMERICA HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH GUIDANCE IN PASTOR HAGEE'S EXCITING WORD OF PROPHECY:

Ralph,
Your witnessing is still weak.
Stop consuming high-fructose corn syrup, stat.

BTW,
Your 'pastor', stuffs cucumbers up his butt. It's true!
I learned it in the Bible!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
 
Why are you so obsessed with Hillary Clinton?

Its not healthy, you should seek help.
 
John Hagee is a nut-job religious whacko. Why would McCain want his support and endorsement?
 
BECAUSE JOHN MCCAIN IS A MAN OF ABIDING FAITH WHO TAKES ETERNAL SALVATION SERIOUSLY!!!!

THAT'S WHY HE LEFT THE APOSTATE EPUSA!!!!

SENATOR MCCAIN AND PASTOR HAGEE ARE TWO GREAT AND RAPTURE-READY AMERICAN PATRIOTS!!!!

WHY DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...AND ALL OF ETERNITY...WITH SKANKY DOUGHNUT-BUMPING PIAPS?!?!?!?

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA AND FREEDOM?!?!?!?

 
That's the shit.
 
vermontdave says,

Bravo!
Bra-fucking-vo, Ralph!

wOOt!
 
John McCain is a man of abiding wingnuttery.

His "faith" is sold,like everything else,by the Lieberman scale of buyout prices!

Get a piece of the McLame! This weeks special,the "Hagee" bits!

Complimentary cane included with teh first hundred orders!


BTW Ralphie,Hagee is a nutcase. A fundie whackjob. He's always been so,and will die so.
 
count istvan:
See?
I told you the other day we just needed to be patient, and wait. Nobody hits it out of the park every at-bat. Granted, Hagee's endorsement is like a teeball to Babe Ruth, but it's still entertaining to watch.
 
cogitoergodavesum:

You were so right.
 
Now, THAT'S more the level of Ralphery that I expect after a week's hiatus! You were just warming up with the post before this, weren't you?

Can't wait to see what you serve up after Tuesday's primaries.

Also - McCain would be better off saving his pennies for a GPS system than looking to a lunatic like Hagee for "guidance."
 
I think that this is satire...like Johnny Dollar is satire.
 
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