Friday, May 09, 2008

 

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PIAPS...AND ALL LIBTARDS:

LOSERS!!!
LOSERS!!!
LOSERS!!!

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Comments:
I'm so sorry, Ralphie. You must be dreadfully disappointed at this delay in your Rapture plans. My condolences.

I guess you can't market The Morning After as a "fact-based" novel any more, either. Fantasy, perhaps? Science Fiction? Comic Book? Or, here's an idea: print it up on the paper towels used at gas stations next to the squeegee. It's a Windshield Ministry AND guarantees a streak-free shine!

Go out for doughnuts and drown your sorrows. Ten minutes with a maple bar and you'll feel much better.
 
Why do you automatically write off liberals as "losers"?

Some of your friends on Fox News are accusing Barack Obama of being the most "liberal" Democratic candidate America has had in years. Assuming he ignores your ministry and refuses to embrace the Rapture, he might give you material to howl about on this blog for years to come, even if he doesn't bump donuts with Rosie O'Donnell.

How about an alternative "Morning After" with the Obama family in a starring role?
 
Speaking of losers, your graphic for this post is lost. Nothing there but a big white blank.

So what happens if Hillary doesn't get the nomination, let alone the presidency, as it now looks?

God has a way of disrupting human plans and confounding human claims to absolute knowledge, Ralphie. Back to the drawing board.
 
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