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SUPERSTITION???


What do you call the Apocalypse thingy then?
 

Blaming Canada again?

You know, don't you, that Canada has a Conservative government and its Prime Minister attends an evangelical church?

Show a little more sympathy, Ralphy.
 

Ralph, You are showing your ignorance on a Democratic blog when you say Burke deserved a Pulitzer Prize for announcing the protest organizers phone numbers!! You obviously are unaware that a Pulitzer Prize is an award given for literature (writing)--it has nothing to do with radio broadcasting. You are simply reinforcing our opinions of right wing ignorance.
 

COWARDLY ANONYMOUS LIBTARD,

EDDIE BURKE IS A PROLIFIC WRITER FOR FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS SOURCES, SUCH AS FREEDOMWRITER, WHICH DEMLIBS ESCHEW BECAUSE THEY EVEN HATE THE VERY WORD "FREEDOM"!!!!!

ALASKA, INDEED ALL OF AMERICA, OWES HIM A DEBT OF GRATITUDE FOR EXPOSING THIS LATEST TERRORIST MACHINATION!!!!

 

That thar Ralphy thinks that the goldurn IRA is to blame for everythin' under the sun that happens anywhere in these Yoo-nited States. Well, I'm here to tell ya that just ain't so. I gots me one of them IRAs myself, and whenever I have a ten-spot to spare that hasn't bought the boys a round of Coors at the Hitchin' Post Saloon, dang me if it doesn't go right inter that there IRA. Must be some two hunnert dollars in there right now.

So don'tcha go tryin to tell me that IRA is a bad thing and messin' with the salt of the earth folk up thar in Alasker. Tain't like the moose they done shot today will take care of 'em in their old age. Y'all know that moose don't take well to freezer burn.

And, coz Ralphy said "eschew," I better say gazoondhite.
 

Hi Clete!

Don't know if I'll vote fer that Sairey Palin jist becuz she's a woman and all. She got some awful goldern wrong ideas.

Like about that drillin thang. America don need to go drillin no more holes in no carryboo country, cuz my good man Hiram got the problem all solved.

My Hiram and me, we jist puts a tabelspoon full of moonshine in the gas tank of our ole LTD, and it gits us all the way from Blackstrap Gulch to Californy, no stoppin fer gas. Jist think how far itd go in one of them newfangled fooly-fishant cars.

Sairey's a woman - she oughta be smart enuf to think of that un her ownself.
 

Sadie, hon, how are y'all doin? We done got to have you and Hiram over to supper one of these nights. I finally nailed that possum that wuz gettin' inta the shed and tryin to breed behind the El Camino. That mar-soopial ain't gonna chew on no more battery cables, that's fer dang sure! Got it stewin' right now - a coupla days skimmin off the fur and it should be right tasty.

Ya know, that moonshine notion has itself somethin' goin' for it. Whaddaya say the four o' us put together one of them there grant applycaytion thingies and see if we cain't get us some guvmint money to work on it? I betcha that faith-based initiyyative could spare us summat.

Now, between us gals, I's the last person to dump on Sairey Palin. She's raisin' a righteeeous family in a good ol'-fashioned tradition of startin' em off young and all. And she knows her way 'round a shotgun, too, which is A-OK in my book. But y'all are spot on about this drillin' stuff. 'Laska? Tain't no place to be lookin' for oil. Decent folks know from them thar Beverly Hillbillillies that you find oil round about our neck o'the woods, not up there with Santy Claus and them pollar bears! So if they're gonna drill, they oughta drill round these parts.

They do that soon enough, we can use summa the oil to fry the possum.