Friday, November 14, 2008
NO PIAPS IN FOGGY BOTTOM!!!!!!!
THIS COUNTRY FIRST, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!
REPORTS INDICATE THAT PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA IS CONSIDERING AMERICA-HATING, TERRORIST-CODDLING, DOUGHNUT-BUMPING PIAPS FOR THE OFFICE OF SECRETARY OF STATE!!!!!
OBAMA MUST NOT DO SUCH A THING FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS!!!
• AMERICA WILL BECOME A LAUGHING-STOCK!!!! (PANTSUITS?!?!?!? BWAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
• SHE WILL UNDERMINE ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPLEMENT THE TEN ESSENTIALS FOR AN INFORMED FOREIGN POLICY!!!!
• AS SECRETARY OF STATE, PIAPS WILL BE 4TH IN LINE OF SUCCESSION AFTER PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!
1.) PRESIDENT OBAMA
2.) VICE-PRESIDENT BIDEN
3.) SPEAK SANFRAN NAN (BWAHHHHH!!!!!)
4.) PRO-TEMPORE OF THE SENATE BYRD
5.) SECRETARY OF STATE PIAPS [?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!]
WHY TEMPT PIAPS, WHO HAS ALREADY MURDERED THOUSANDS, WITH SUCH PROXIMITY TO THE LEVERS OF POWER?!?!?!?!?!
WE MUST ALL CALL OUR SENATORS AND URGE THEM NOT TO RATIFY PIAPS IF SHE IS NOMINATED!!!!!!
PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA, PLEASE CALL THE AMERICAPHILE COUNSELING LINE FOR PRAYER AND WISE COUNSEL!!!!!
FUCK YOU, PIAPS!!!!!
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AMERICA WILL BECOME A LAUGHING-STOCK!!!!
Hmm...about eight years late with that one, aren't you, Ralphy?
Hmm...about eight years late with that one, aren't you, Ralphy?
# posted by 
: 10:50 PM
: 10:50 PM 
America already IS a laughingstock, and it's in part b/c of ALL CAPS, raving, uneducated buffoons like yourself.
Your bullshit isn't even worth reading.
Prepare to honor your President Barack Hussein Obama. If you don't like it, you can leave.
(feels so good to use your retarded phrasing on you)
Your bullshit isn't even worth reading.
Prepare to honor your President Barack Hussein Obama. If you don't like it, you can leave.
(feels so good to use your retarded phrasing on you)
# posted by : 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
DON'T YOU KNOW IT IS JUST TO PISS YOU OFF ? AT A RECENT MEETING WE MOVED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DISTRACT THE INTREPID AMERICAPHILE EDITOR/PUBLISHER WAS TO PLANT CANARDS ABOUT HILARY. PRETTY GOOD HUNH ?
# posted by : 12:45 AM
: 12:45 AM
I tried (so hard) to buy a jar of Laughingstock from the grocery super-store, but all they had was Better Than Bouillon (chicken and beef). Where might I find this elusive Laughingstock for my Ironic Chicken Chowder?
I also heard Al Gore mentioned as a possible Secretary of State. You'd like that a lot better, wouldn't you, Ralph?
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
I must say, you have a very focused targeted audience. I follow American politics, and have a very loose idea of what you speak of.
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