Friday, July 17, 2009
TERROR’S ADVOCATES!!!!!!!
WHILE THE TERRORISTS’ CONSTERNATION OVER ULSTÈR’S RECENT CULTURAL VICTORY IS CERTAINLY A GOOD SIGN, THE PRESENCE OF TERROR ADVOCATES IN AMERICA IS A MATTER OF CONCERN!!!!!!:
New York attorney Domhnall O'Cathain [BWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!] described the continuing court block on [LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE] as "a relic of the era of the oppressive [SIC!!!!] Penal Laws."
IN 2002, THE FBI MOVED IN ON TERRORIST ATTORNEY LYNNE STEWART TO PROTECT AMERICA!!!!!!
CAN AMERICA AFFORD TO DO ANY LESS IN THIS CASE?!?!?!?!?!
THE FBI, NYPD, PHILA POLICE, PSNI AND FOX NEWS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED!!!!!!
ALSO, LOOK INTO THE PIAPS' (FUCKING OBVIOUS) AND POSSIBLE GEORGE SOROS CONNECTIONS!!!!
AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES WILL CONTINUE TO MONITOR JIHADIST COMMUNICATIONS AND BRING YOU INSIGHTFUL ANALYSIS THAT YOU WON’T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!!
Monday, July 13, 2009
HUMA GOES HAS-BIAN!!!!!
PIAP’S BEAUTIFUL CONCUBINE HAS GIVEN UP CLAM-DIVING!!!!!!!:
After years as one of Washington's most eligible bachelors, Rep. Anthony Weiner (DEMLIB-Brooklyn, Queens) is engaged to Huma Abedin, a glamorous top aide to Secretary of State Clinton.
AFTER YEARS OF BUMBING DOUGHNUTS WITH PIAPS, THIS ISLAMOFASCIST HAS BECOME A HAS-BIAN, MUCH TO THE RELIEF OF ROSIE O’DONNELL!!!!
YET, ONE WONDERS IF SHE IS REALLY LEAVING PIAPS’ OR WILL BE FORMING A THREESOME….OR EVEN A FOURSOME!!!!!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A RAY OF LIGHT IN A LAND IN DARKNESS!!!!!!
IN THESE LAST-DAYS, A GLIMMER OF HOPE HAS REACHED THE DARKENED PAPAL “REPUBLIC” OF ÈIRE!!!!!:
I’m sick of it. It’s over. Enough with wasting of zillions each year on a lame duck. I’m sure by now you have received your ‘Preparing for National Emergencies’ handbook in the post. I got mine and read it on the jacks, fancy graphics and great print job. It got me thinking about how much of a waste of tax payer’s money it is that the government don’t own a large scale dedicated printing house and print all these things themselves and not put it out to public tender.
Then I get to halfway through the booklet and it turns into [LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE] and it was good thing that I was sitting down. On a toilet. So I could crap with hate and puke in the sink.
YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
THAT COUNTRY NEEDS TO CLEAN UP THEIR ACT!!!!!!
REJECT POPERY, FENIANISM, DESPOTISM, FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, PATTERNS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISTION, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, TERRORISM AND THE MASS!!!!!
DEVELOP A WORK ETHIC, ETIQUETTE AND PERSONAL HYGEINE!!!!...
....A REAL CULTURE!!!!!
IF YOU SPEAK LIKE A TERRORIST….YOU’LL THINK LIKE A TERRORIST….
....THEN, YOU’LL ACT LIKE A TERRORIST!!!!
FLNTARBBHAR ISHNNUTMRWQS DRUIMTSSH!!!!!!
BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
HAPPY TWALFTH!!!!!!
AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES SENDS A SPECIAL 12th JULY SHOUT OUT TO THE LONG-SUFFERING BRETHREN IN GLASCOW AND BRITISH ULSTÈR!!!!
NO SURRENDER!!!!
Friday, July 10, 2009
ULSTÈR’S HEROES RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!
IN THESE LAST DAYS, WE SEE THAT GREAT MEN ARE BEING RAISED UP IN BRITISH ULSTÈR TO LEAD THE CHARGE TO VICTORY!!!!!!!
HERO NELSON MCCAUSLAND, THE NEW MÄNNYSTÈR O FOWKGATE, AIRTS AN AISEDOM, IS DEFENDING FREEDOM AND LIBERTY IN ULSTÉR!!!!!!:
Politicians hit out at the Democratic Unionist Party’s new Culture Minister today after he said he would not attend [THE MASS] in Catholic churches because of his opposition to the [CULT].
Nelson McCausland also admitted he did not know Tyrone were [TERRORIST FIELD TRAINING "CHAMPIONS"].
As he repeated his opposition to [TERRORIST] sport and language, he was accused of failing to show respect for those outside his own community.
YES!!!! YES!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
THE ROMAN POPE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER HERO, MR JUSTICE TREACY IS UPHOLDING JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS IN THE PROVINCE!!!!!:
A legal challenge against a 270-year-old ban on the use of the [LEPRECHAUN] language in court proceedings in Northern Ireland has been dismissed in the High Court in Belfast.
[A LEPRECHAUN] language speaker, Caoimhin Mac Giolla Cathain [BWAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!], a member of the Shaws Road Gaeltacht [BWAHHHHHHH!!!!!] in west Belfast, took the case after he was informed that his application in Irish for an occasional [?] drinks licence could not be considered.
Court staff said the reason was that the Administration of Justice (Language) Act of 1737 stipulated that “all proceedings in courts of justice within this kingdom shall be in the English language”.
The drinks licence was sought in connection with a musical concert in the Culturlann [BWAHHHHH!!!!!], Falls Road, Belfast, said to be the foremost provider of [LEPRECHAUN] language events in the area and where [LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE] is generally spoken.
JUST LIKE DEMLIBS, GURU MAGGOTS ABUSE ALCOHOL TO DULL THE PAIN OF THEIR MEANINGLESS LIVES!!!!!!!!
ALSO, THEY ROUTINELY ENGAGE IN VIOLENT CRIMES AGAINST SOCIETY!!!!!!
AMERICA NEEDS CABINET MEMBER LIKE MCCAUSLAND AND JUDGES LIKE TREACY TO SHOW THAT LIKE BRITISH ULSTÈR, OUR COUNTRY REJECTS FENIANISM, DESPOTISM, FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, PATTERNS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISTION, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, TERRORISM AND THE MASS!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
WONDERFUL NEWS FOR THE GLORIOUS TWALFTH!!!!
THE CULTURE WAR IS SO FUCKING ON!!!!!!
“FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH!!!!!” ~ AMERICA’S GREATEST PRESIDENT, GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!
Sunday, July 05, 2009
HATE-JOURNAL GOES UNDER!!!!!
A FINALLY DEAD NEWSPAPER, IN A LONG-DEAD LANGUAGE, FOR A SPIRITUALLY DEAD NATION!!!!!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, July 04, 2009
CELEBRATE FREEDOM!!!!!!
AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES WISHES ALL READERS AND SEEKERS A HAPPY AND SAFE FOURTH OF JULY AND ALL THE BEST FOR THE JULY 4 TO 12 FREEDOM FESTIVAL!!!!!
AMERICA!!!!
FREDDOM!!!!!
FUCK YOU, PIAPS!!!!
Friday, July 03, 2009
CHAMPION OF FREEDOM & CULTURE WARROR!!!!!
AS WE ENTER THE 2009 FESTIVAL OF FREEDOM, FROM THE FOURTH OF JULY TO THE GLORIOUS TWALFTH, THIS MINISTRY IS PROUD TO SALUTE MARK ROSENSHIELD, WHO IS THE WELSH AFFAIRS OFFICER AT AMERICA'S EMBASSY IN LONDON, THE CAPITAL OF AMERICA'S GREATEST ALLY!!!
THE EMBASSY HAS STOOD UP TO THE MORAL TURPITUDE OF A TERRORIST WHO TRIED TO COME TO AMERICA!!!!
IN DOING SO, HE STOOD UP TO PIAPS!!!! (FUCK YOU, PIAPS!!! BWAHHHH!)
IT IS BECOMING CLEAR THAT SERIOUS MEN AND WOMEN IN PUBLIC SERVICE ARE READING AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES ON A REGULAR BASIS AND THAT THE IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS AND WISE COUNSEL FOUND HERE (AN NOWHERE ELSE!!!) IS INFORMING THEIR BEST DECISIONS!!!!
WE URGE FAIR & BALANCED FOX NEWS TO INTERVIEW MARK ROSENSHIELD!!!!!
AMERICA NEEDS TO HEAR HIS STORY AND TO WAKE UP NOW!!!!!
